she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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