have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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