I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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