Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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