Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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