As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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