Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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