Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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