He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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