quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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