I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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