We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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