So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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