No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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