i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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