i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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