I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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