did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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