how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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