with your own penis?
i barfeds in our rink
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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