Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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