Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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