marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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