Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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