my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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