Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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