last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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