There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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