Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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