she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I understand Curling. That high.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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