i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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