He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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