i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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