Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
