nut hugger
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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