So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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