Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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