you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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