how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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