another moral hangover. fuck.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
