haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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