idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
zippers are such a cool invention
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
