I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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