problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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