So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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