Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
handjob tips. give me some.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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