I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
