let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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