i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
