The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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