the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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