he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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