it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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