No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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