How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
